The Lookie-Loo

Oh wait, it's a doorbell camera! Not another one! Ok, ok calm down, it's only a camera. Whoever said life is a camera, was having a premonition of magnitudial proportions.

Paranoia prevails. Alright, stand still. Don't look around, you'll create suspicion! No nose picking. Don't touch anything! I want to straighten the door decoration like I used to do. I won't! Oh, no! How's my hair look? I brushed my teeth today. I don't have a mirror! What if there's food? I forgot to iron this! My hair must be a mess. The camera makes me look so fat!

Ding......................Hello............