Goldilocks Revisited

When the bears returned from their walk a small girl had broken and entered their home – just entered, really, as the door was unlocked.

They found that not only had she trespassed, she had stolen their food too, sampling a bit of each bear’s porridge, before bouncing on each of their beds.

Then they discovered that the intruder was still there, sleeping in the smallest bed. They stood around uncertainly, wondering what to do.

Eventually, the small girl stirred and stretched, yawning prettily. Then she saw the bears and screamed. So they ate her, just to stop the noise.