Performance Anxiety

Friend's wife propositioned, £5000 for sex with female judge. " Sorry about that mate, not my problem ? Why's everyone here ? ".

I've to perform sex on TV that afternoon. My shirt's dirty, so I nip out for a new one.

Chat with hunk in high-vis, also shopping. First are great. Those in my size are shoddy.

Asian lady assumes I'm there for tributes for young girl's funeral. " Which school ? ". " Great Moor, I think. We're in Heaviley ? Can't remember ".

Lady furiously folds cardboard, package grows, covering shop floor. Gotta getaway. I run.