The Hairdresser

We know that pets are more important than people when dog grooming parlours are allowed to operate but hair salons are shutdown.

I’ve heard that my visiting hairdresser has retrained online and has gained a dog grooming qualification with distinction. Charlotte has always dressed my hair according to my changing whims to fashion my silver locks.

After lockdown she could be bringing her adjustable grooming table to trim my hair, clip my eyebrows, cut my nails to a comfortable length and brush my teeth with special paste but when she has finished I know I will look Best In Show.