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“Her best friend saw me out with a blonde.”

“And that’s when the row started?”

“No. ‘Just business,’ I said. Then she saw the love note.”

“OK. The note sparked the row?”

“No. ‘It’s obviously a joke,’ I said, but then she smelt the perfume.”

“OK. The smell brought the hell?”

“No. ‘Got squirted in a department store,’ I said. That’s when she found the panties.”

“Right! That’ll be the row now, then?”

“No. I told her they were a present. ‘For me?’ she asked. ‘Nope,’ I said, ‘sure you’d never fit into those’… and that’s when the row started.”

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    Tony Spencer about 8 years ago

    Very funny, loved it.

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    Kimberly about 8 years ago


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    Bryan Thomas about 8 years ago


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    Ken Magee almost 8 years ago

    Thank you for the kind words.

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    Rodindeadpan about 7 years ago

    Rarely have I actually laughed out loud when I have typed LOL but this time those three letters are for real...LOL

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    shaun over 5 years ago

    Wonderful. I knew where it was going but still re-read it a couple of times.

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