“Her best friend saw me out with a blonde.”
“And that’s when the row started?”
“No. ‘Just business,’ I said. Then she saw the love note.”
“OK. The note sparked the row?”
“No. ‘It’s obviously a joke,’ I said, but then she smelt the perfume.”
“OK. The smell brought the hell?”
“No. ‘Got squirted in a department store,’ I said. That’s when she found the panties.”
“Right! That’ll be the row now, then?”
“No. I told her they were a present. ‘For me?’ she asked. ‘Nope,’ I said, ‘sure you’d never fit into those’… and that’s when the row started.”
Tony Spencer over 10 years ago
Very funny, loved it.
Kimberly over 10 years ago
Awesome!
Bryan Thomas over 10 years ago
Fab!
Ken Magee over 10 years ago
Thank you for the kind words.
Rodindeadpan over 9 years ago
Rarely have I actually laughed out loud when I have typed LOL but this time those three letters are for real...LOL
shaun almost 8 years ago
Wonderful. I knew where it was going but still re-read it a couple of times.