“Her best friend saw me out with a blonde.”
“And that’s when the row started?”
“No. ‘Just business,’ I said. Then she saw the love note.”
“OK. The note sparked the row?”
“No. ‘It’s obviously a joke,’ I said, but then she smelt the perfume.”
“OK. The smell brought the hell?”
“No. ‘Got squirted in a department store,’ I said. That’s when she found the panties.”
“Right! That’ll be the row now, then?”
“No. I told her they were a present. ‘For me?’ she asked. ‘Nope,’ I said, ‘sure you’d never fit into those’… and that’s when the row started.”
Tony Spencer about 8 years ago
Very funny, loved it.
Kimberly about 8 years ago
Bryan Thomas about 8 years ago
Ken Magee almost 8 years ago
Thank you for the kind words.
Rodindeadpan about 7 years ago
Rarely have I actually laughed out loud when I have typed LOL but this time those three letters are for real...LOL
shaun over 5 years ago
Wonderful. I knew where it was going but still re-read it a couple of times.