Blue Balls

Blue Balls
Physicist at CERN, began accelerating particles at faster than light speed. Most of these, hyper light speed particles became waves, but a few, for a fraction of a second, became infinitely massive before vanishing.
The momentary infinite mass of the hyper light speed particles warped the space time continuum, creating holes, through which the consciousness of the departed seeped back to the land of the living in the form of tiny spheres of bright blue light, hovering over people’s heads, while the malevolent transparent spheres remained motionless at ground level.
Blue spheres’ guidance, brought peace to the World.