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SWAT: Special Weapons and Tactics TWAT: Tolerance Welcoming and Apologizing to Terrorists

Radio calls, JUNE 12, 2016:

We've got an active shooter at Pulse in Orlando.
Send in the TWAT Team!
Roger that.
Don't forget to remind him, he's in a gun free zone!
How do you say "so sorry our gays offend you" in his language?
Are the K-9s ready?
They will be a micro-aggression against his culture.
Roger, no dogs. Prep the bomb-sniffing goats.
Don’t forget early voter ballots. He’d hate to miss voting for Hillary.
Make sure he knows we blame the Jews too!

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    Christopher almost 2 years ago

    Ha! That's about the size of it! Very well written.

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