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Incident At Wainscotting Manor #76

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Lord Grope sighed. As sighs go, it was huge: it was a sigh of mammoth proportions, one could even (if one was so inclined) say it was a sigh of brontosaurian proportions, it was THAT big - though whether Brontosauruses sighed remains untested and unproved. Not proven beyond reasonable doubt, anyway. My view is that it’s unlikely: being noted for their enormous physical size and weight, their long necks, small heads and diminutive brain capacity (Brontosauruses, not Lord Grope), they probably didn’t have the intelligence to know when things weren’t quite going their way, so didn’t feel the need to sigh.

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    Christopher 5 months ago

    I love these tangents you go off on in the middle of the narrative. Very funny.

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    Drew Martyn 5 months ago

    Thank you Christopher. I can't help myself, none of it is planned, it just sort of comes out that way. :)

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