Wainscotting Manor 51: Now Where Were We?

It's been a while since the eyes of the world followed the inhabitants of Wainscotting. Let's be honest, people have better things to do than pry into the private grief and problems of a group of privileged white people (and Gibberish) haven't they? They haven't? Then, let's recap:

Lady Esmerelda Wainscotting has, sadly, died, leaving a huge fortune behind in her bedroom safe. However, following the reading of the will the family discover the safe empty! Dun dun duuuh!

Erstwhile simperer-extraordinaire Arnthwaite Grimper suddenly discovers hidden depths within himself and has gathered the prime suspects together in the Library.