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It's been six years.
Five and three quarters? Right. Pedantic git, always right, gotta be sooo accurate. Forgot how irritating...
Yes, thanks, really enjoyed it, gorgeous meal, thank you.
Yes, dropped a size. What's he saying, I was fat? Or I'm too thin now?
No, no, work's great, thanks. He still thinks I'm a moron. Assistant Manager now, they want me to Manage their new London office next year.
Actually yes, we've been together six months, she's-
Yes, it's a "she", yes we're a couple God he's still a twatty neanderthal.
Yes. Obviously. In love...
No wonder I left...
Bye.

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    Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago

    Love the ‘dropped a size’ line. How tf could men ever get it right?

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    Drew Martyn almost 2 years ago

    Thanks Neville - maybe if men placed less importance on size and weight they wouldn't put their foot in it so much ;)

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    Frenchie almost 2 years ago

    You are telling me? I go around all day tucking my belly in. No wonder manufacturers of women’s underwear with tum support are making a fortune. LOL.
    Having said that, thanks for the smile.

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    Frenchie almost 2 years ago

    I would have to see his jaw dropped when he realised the new partner was a She.

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    Drew Martyn almost 2 years ago

    Thanks folks. As you can guess, I don't like him very much.

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    That doesn't quite have the same stigma for a man that it used to. If that happened with an ex when I was a young man you would've thought there was something wrong with you and you turned her into a lesbian!

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    Drew Martyn over 1 year ago

    Haha true :)

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