There was a gap in the traffic. For a minute this part of the motorway resembled a giant empty carpark. I shoved my hands in my pockets and strolled across, whistling, as if I didn't have a care in the world.
As disguises go, it was the best I'd ever done, and it hid a multitude of feelings.
I scrambled over the barrier and joined Doug and Archie.
"So, where'll we go now?" I asked.
"I'm not going into the woods," Doug announced.
I exploded, screeching at him "You bought us here and now you're not going into the woods?"