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Weekend #3

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So they blindfolds me. Me!! I’m a parrot, for chrissakes, I’ve had more birds than they’ve had sticky pillows and that’s sayin’ somethin’.

All I can do is listen, s’like Radio Porno.

There’s “you can go up the other way for £50” and “Pleeeeeease, baby, it’s my birthday today” and “Now, sniff it up your nose.” That last one was about cocaine. Least, I hope it was!

Then someone slips me something, and wow! My plastic budgie toy comes alive'n I bang her brains out. Literally. Her frickin' head snapped off.

Personally, I can’t wait until they blindfold me again.

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    Drew Martyn over 4 years ago

    For Horrorshow, who suggested it! :)

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    Horrorshow over 4 years ago

    LMAO! Hilarious! Thank you for responding to my query, Drew! :-P

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    Drew Martyn over 4 years ago

    Marvellous, glad you enjoyed it :)

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    Michael D. Brooks over 4 years ago

    I got a chuckle out of this one. Lucky parrot.

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    Drew Martyn over 4 years ago

    Thanks Michael :)

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