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Cirkus Insanium #1

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I do what I fuckin’ want ‘round here, providing I perform at showtime. And boy do I perform! The circus would be fucked without me, so if I want to fuck the horses, I fuck ‘em.
“Leave that dirty fucker alone,” the Ringmaster yells when the hands try to stop me. “He pulls the crowds, let him fuck whatever he wants ta fuck!”
So I fuck horses. Tried the donkeys; shit. Got nowhere with fuckin’ elephants, and I sure as fuck aint tryin’ fuckin’ the tigers. So: horses.
Be fair, aint no other fuckin circus got a fuckin talkin’ stallion.

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    Horrorshow almost 5 years ago

    LOL! Eat your heart out, Mister Ed! Genuinely hilarious drabble :-D

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    Drew Martyn almost 5 years ago

    Haha yes, I would have loved to have heard Mr Ed talking like that!

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