I do what I fuckin’ want ‘round here, providing I perform at showtime. And boy do I perform! The circus would be fucked without me, so if I want to fuck the horses, I fuck ‘em.
“Leave that dirty fucker alone,” the Ringmaster yells when the hands try to stop me. “He pulls the crowds, let him fuck whatever he wants ta fuck!”
So I fuck horses. Tried the donkeys; shit. Got nowhere with fuckin’ elephants, and I sure as fuck aint tryin’ fuckin’ the tigers. So: horses.
Be fair, aint no other fuckin circus got a fuckin talkin’ stallion.