The First-Timer

As I sat filling out the paperwork, the realization kept popping into my mind:
I had sex for the first time tonight...
I know I'm a 'Late Bloomer' when it comes to carnal knowledge, being in my thirties and all, but I'm still kind of proud of it.
Unlike those I've tried with in the past, she didn't resist me at all, and she's so beautiful, that I'd like another go.
I really need to finish this paperwork; if my supervisor gets in and I haven't filled out 'Cause of Death' for my new girl, I'll be reprimanded for sure.