"Where the hell are they?" he bellowed, as he unceremoniously cleared his desk of papers, and garbage.
"I know I left them in here!"
Doubting himself, he left his office, stormed through the living room, and began tossing the pillows, and cushions.
"Damn it to hell!"
Then, a lightning bolt of clarity struck him; he ran to the basement.
After clearing the remaining limbs of his latest victim from the second-hand examination table, he found his missing keys.
"Thank you, God!" he proclaimed, before running to his car.
Someone's got be on time to teach Sunday School, after all.
Rodindeadpan over 5 years ago
Ha Ha good one. I lost my keys the same way one time.