"We now join our field reporter, Joe Gilbert, live from Transylvania, with breaking news."
"Thanks, Bob! If you know anything about history, you'll note that the castle standing behind me is that of Vlad Tepes, rumored to be Count Dracula."
"What's the scoop, Joe?"
"Well, Bob, it appears that Dracula is not a fictional character, after all."
"Wish I was, Bob. He's been seen twice this week, shopping in the evenings."
"Can we get an interview?"
"Sorry, Bob, the elusive Count is reportedly in talks for a reality show, and is contractually unable to speak with the media."
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