When the world needs justice, I answer the call.
Muggers and murderers tremble when my presence is announced.
What do I get for leaping over buildings in a single bound? What is my reward for halting the zombie apocalypse?
They give me the key to the city. That's right, the fucking key to the city!
It doesn't even unlock anything!
Hell, I could carve one with my laser-sight, and that's my damned reward?!
Give me an all-expenses-paid vacation in Aruba, or a nice new Ferrari for my alter ego to cruise around in; not some useless key!
Bryan Thomas almost 6 years ago
An ungrateful super hero? There's gratitude for you. ;o)