Doom Porn

The people on the conspiracy sites say that war is coming; that I should prepare, but the news channels aren't saying anything.
I'm not sure what to believe, or how to prepare, for that matter.
I mean, thinking that war is imminent has a bit of an adrenaline rush to it that denial just can't compare to, but I have no idea how to embrace it.
Should I dig a bunker? Can some tomatoes?
I realize that it seems strange, but I really want to experience the same paranoia that they are.
The end is nigh, better just get drunk.