No, Mia, Henry doesn't want to talk to you.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry doesn't need you to buy an ice cream for him.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry can't come shopping with us.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry isn't going to be invited to your party.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry can't help you with your study.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry cannot be your friend.
Why, mummy-
MIA, FOR GOODNESS SAKE, little girls do not make friends with radishes!
Why, mummy, I thought you told me fruit and vegetables have to stick together!
Kate Gowers almost 10 years ago
It's not often I use LOL and mean it literally. But Henry is part of your five a day.
Lottie almost 10 years ago
I present to you... the contents of my brain at 1am.
Bryan Thomas almost 10 years ago
Nice one, Lottie!
Neil Ross almost 10 years ago
Enjoyably bizarre!