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No, Mia, Henry doesn't want to talk to you.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry doesn't need you to buy an ice cream for him.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry can't come shopping with us.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry isn't going to be invited to your party.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry can't help you with your study.
Why, mummy, why?
No, Mia, Henry cannot be your friend.
Why, mummy-
MIA, FOR GOODNESS SAKE, little girls do not make friends with radishes!
Why, mummy, I thought you told me fruit and vegetables have to stick together!

4 comments add one below

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    Kate Gowers about 7 years ago

    It's not often I use LOL and mean it literally. But Henry is part of your five a day.

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    Lottie about 7 years ago

    I present to you... the contents of my brain at 1am.

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    Bryan Thomas about 7 years ago

    Nice one, Lottie!

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    Neil Ross about 7 years ago

    Enjoyably bizarre!

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