Detached
Herm was a fat, ugly, repellent creature with no redeeming features. He did however possess a very big penis which he played with constantly.
One morning, Herm found that his manhood had detached itself and left him. Said organ had been thoughtful enough to leave behind a “Dear John(son)” letter explaining that it was tired of being jerked around and had left for Canada to become a Mountie.
Inconsolable at first, Herm eventually saw the bright side of things. He could now pursue his dream job of becoming a eunuch, plus he still had a lovely vagina to play with.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
14 comments add one below
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Jonathan Royan over 8 years ago
Ha. Funny and grim. :-)
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Horrorshow over 8 years ago
Thanks for the kind words, Jonathan. :-)
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Rodindeadpan over 8 years ago
Too funny...I've read it 4 times and it's still too funny. I have to go get the wife to kick me in the balls so I'll stop laughing.
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op ruoho over 8 years ago
Hehe that's cute =)
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Horrorshow over 8 years ago
Thank you everyone for such sweet comments. The camaraderie I feel here at drablr.com makes me smile. :-)
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Kate over 8 years ago
hahahahah AWESOME drabble. Love the fact that there's a DICK in Canada somewhere trying to enforce the law hahahahahah
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Horrorshow over 8 years ago
Thanks, Kate! Glad you got a kick out of this one! I appreciate you taking the time to comment. :-)
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Horrorshow over 8 years ago
Haha! Thank you, Samantha! I take that as a very sincere compliment! :-)
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Michael D. Brooks over 8 years ago
Damn good last paragraph.
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op ruoho over 8 years ago
I mostly just picture a dick on a horse, if you prefer to think of Mounties in their formal attire rather than enforcing the law. Either way, the mental picture is still cute. hehe =p
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Horrorshow over 8 years ago
Thank you Michael and OPR. :-)
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Kate Gowers over 8 years ago
Yet another slightly sick no-doubt Drabble of the Week. Well done!
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Horrorshow over 8 years ago
Thank you but I'm not sure I share your confidence about Drabble of the Week! So many top quality pieces on the site during the last few days. :-)
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Horrorshow over 8 years ago
Thank you to all who read and voted for, "Detached" to make it Drabble of the Week #44!
