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Herm was a fat, ugly, repellent creature with no redeeming features. He did however possess a very big penis which he played with constantly.

One morning, Herm found that his manhood had detached itself and left him. Said organ had been thoughtful enough to leave behind a “Dear John(son)” letter explaining that it was tired of being jerked around and had left for Canada to become a Mountie.

Inconsolable at first, Herm eventually saw the bright side of things. He could now pursue his dream job of becoming a eunuch, plus he still had a lovely vagina to play with.

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    Jonathan Royan almost 3 years ago

    Ha. Funny and grim. :-)

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    Horrorshow almost 3 years ago

    Thanks for the kind words, Jonathan. :-)

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    Rodindeadpan almost 3 years ago

    Too funny...I've read it 4 times and it's still too funny. I have to go get the wife to kick me in the balls so I'll stop laughing.

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    op ruoho almost 3 years ago

    Hehe that's cute =)

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    Horrorshow almost 3 years ago

    Thank you everyone for such sweet comments. The camaraderie I feel here at drablr.com makes me smile. :-)

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    Kate almost 3 years ago

    hahahahah AWESOME drabble. Love the fact that there's a DICK in Canada somewhere trying to enforce the law hahahahahah

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    Horrorshow almost 3 years ago

    Thanks, Kate! Glad you got a kick out of this one! I appreciate you taking the time to comment. :-)

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    Horrorshow almost 3 years ago

    Haha! Thank you, Samantha! I take that as a very sincere compliment! :-)

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    Michael D. Brooks almost 3 years ago

    Damn good last paragraph.

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    op ruoho almost 3 years ago

    I mostly just picture a dick on a horse, if you prefer to think of Mounties in their formal attire rather than enforcing the law. Either way, the mental picture is still cute. hehe =p

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    Horrorshow almost 3 years ago

    Thank you Michael and OPR. :-)

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    Kate Gowers almost 3 years ago

    Yet another slightly sick no-doubt Drabble of the Week. Well done!

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    Horrorshow almost 3 years ago

    Thank you but I'm not sure I share your confidence about Drabble of the Week! So many top quality pieces on the site during the last few days. :-)

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    Horrorshow almost 3 years ago

    Thank you to all who read and voted for, "Detached" to make it Drabble of the Week #44!

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