The Oligarch’s Tail
The oligarch awoke to find three men wearing rubber mouse masks surrounding his bed. The mice had no eyes that the oligarch could ascertain. He did however notice that two of the mice each gripped a carving knife and the other, a judge’s gavel.
The mice forced the oligarch onto his ample stomach, handcuffed his wrists behind his back and strapped a ball gag into his mouth. When suitably placed, a donkey tail was pinned to the base of the oligarch’s spine using a four inch nail.
The oligarch’s suicide was quietly reported in the media. His castration wasn’t mentioned.
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Chris Walker almost 10 years ago
That paints a lovely picture, Horroshow. And by lovely, I mean terrifying :-)
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Horrorshow almost 10 years ago
Haha, thank you Chris; very pleased to get your feedback! :-D
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Horrorshow almost 10 years ago
Much obliged for the comments; thanks a lot, Drew. :-)
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Brandon Sutton almost 10 years ago
You really lived up to your name with this one, Horrorshow! Nonetheless, it was very entertaining.
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Horrorshow almost 10 years ago
Thanks, Brandon! I'm delighted that the drabble had an impact. :-)
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imageronin almost 10 years ago
very nice!
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Horrorshow almost 10 years ago
Glad you enjoyed it, IR! Thanks for commenting. :-)
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Bryan Thomas almost 10 years ago
And that's why I don't want to be an oligarch!
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Horrorshow almost 10 years ago
Haha! Well said, Bryan! Thanks for reading. :-)
