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More junk mail through the letter box with the inevitable leaflet inserts that drop out annoyingly.
I've been carefully selected to receive information on Funeral Plans.
An enquiry from me will guarantee me a free stylish pen and I can either pay outright or in monthly instalments for either the Limited,
The Amber,
Pearl or
Diamond plan!
On a more encouraging note there's a leaflet on reclining chairs and adjustable beds, mobility scooters and incontinence pads.

I may be cracking on a bit nut I still feel like a twenty four year old.

On my way to the recycling bin.

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    Neville Hunt about 2 months ago

    It’s horrible isn’t it how these companies, in their targeting, try to age you! Stay young because I think they only really want to get their hands on your pocket money - spend it all on sweets!

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    Marion E Ball about 2 months ago

    I will. I've been recycled into eternal youth.

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