My Daily 'P's'
Ring. Ring
It's my ninety-six year old friend on the line.
'How's Lockdown?' I ask.
'My whole day is Prompted by my Pee Plan.
I Pee when I Present myself to the day.
I Pee when I make my Porridge and take my Pills.
I Pee when I Peel my Potatoes and Pod my Peas for my lunch.
I Pee before I read the Paper and do my Puzzles.
I Pee before I watch my Programmes.
I Pee instead of watching the Politicians.
I Pee before I drink my Pimms.
I Pee before I say my Prayers'.
Peace, Perfect,Peace.
- Category: True Stories Told As Fiction
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Neville Hunt about 3 years ago
This is absolutely wonderful, Marion! I love the concept, I love the army of alliterations and I love the fact that it’s true... (although of course that’s not so good for your friend, but the fact that s/he sees the humour in it suggest a certain pees of mind.)
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Neville Hunt about 3 years ago
... and of course alliteration AND the rule of three!
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Marion E Ball about 3 years ago
She is a wonderful very positive,intelligent lady, well bred but never afraid to roll her sleeves up and get on with it. A real role model. It was said with absolute humour.
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Rachel Bee about 3 years ago
I'm trying to pretend I don't know who this is based upon. She is a very proper lady I think!
