Welcome, East Midlands Hospital Transport. Our office is open 8am-8pm.
If you would like hospital transport please press 1 and have your NHS number ready. Your call is important to us.
Hello, Hospital Ambulance service. What do you require?
Hello, Transport to the hospital please.
I need to check if you are illegible first.
Do you mean eligible?
Yes, illegible. Do you use a wheelchair?
No
Then you are not illegible.
Oh, but am I eligible?
No, you are illegible unless you are wheelchair bound or need a stretcher.
So I am not eligible then.
No you are illegible
Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
Thanks for the chuckle. ;-)
Marion E Ball over 3 years ago
I tried to get the point over but she wasn't having any of it.
Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Ha! I’ve just realised it is a true story. Seems like she was ill-iterate as we say in academic circles.
Christopher almost 3 years ago
Haha! Probably trying to find out if you were in the country illegibly!