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This is my normal colour.
Me!
Go tanning?
Never.
My naturally fair skin attracts the sun and gives me this glow.
It shines out of my honesty.
I never put myself above others, never vain.
What you see is what you get.
I am just a plain honest to goodness fellow making the world a better place for all.
Everyone is on my side.
I'm a winner and everyone loves a winner.
I even win when I lose but then I never lose.
I couldn't possibly lose.
No-one could be better than I am.

My name is Tan Trum..p

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    Drew Martyn 10 months ago

    Haha that is superb, and a very clever last line too :)

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    Marion E Ball 10 months ago

    Thank you Drew. I don't usually criticise people but it's hard to resist that one, especially now.

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    Drew Martyn 10 months ago

    Haha yes, I'm with you. Any criticism of him at any time is fine by me. I'm sure he must have some redeeming virtue but I've not spotted it yet.

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    Rachel Bee 10 months ago

    Yesss! Don't worry he won't know its about him.

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