Conference, day 3: The choices

Browsing today's program, I don't see many talks by interesting speakers or on attractive topics. I circle the appealing ones and frown. A lot of gaps. What else to do? I check the program again noting the more compelling titles I have dismissed. This talk will consist of slides overflowing with unintelligible algebra. And this guy always uses handwritten slides - undecipherable text accompanied by quiet mumbling. What a choice.

Wait, what am I thinking - is this work or a conference? I'll go for a beer and return in the evening. There's gonna be a free drink at the poster session.