The war, inappropriately

All scanners were in the green. Something was wrong.

Suddenly, a noise.

Heavy feet on the stairs.

The soldier tensed.

He activated his weapons, ready to engage the target.

"What?!" A woman screeched. A very angry woman. "I'm a civilian! This ain't a designated warzone!"

"Your war starts at the next building!" she continued furiously. "And you mudded the floor! Get out, moron!"

"Sorry ma'am," the soldier peeped.

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"You were found guilty by the War crimes tribunal," the judge said. "For Affront to civilians, I hereby sentence you to death by firing squad."

"The war can now continue," he finished.