Confusion at the altar...
Ted and I complemented each other perfectly.
We were finally tying the knot in the low key ceremony I'd insisted on. I hadn't told Ted the whole truth about me and now it was too late.
He didn't mind just us and our witnesses, though.
As we stood before the Catholic priest, the moment I'd dreaded arrived.
''We object!''
We? What?
''She is George and he is Pamela.''
Behind us Ted's ex-husband and my ex-wife were both waving medical papers.
It seems I wasn't the only one who forgot to mention a little change in anatomy, after all.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Frenchie almost 3 years ago
If I say ''inspired by Neville'', would that be confusing? :-D hehehe...
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
That's quite a "turn" of events, isn't it?
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Frenchie almost 3 years ago
Quite right, Christopher :-D I am now reading your Dick Hedd's collection. Very enlightening :-D :-D 🤣
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
Thanks, Frenchie. He's a pretty handy scapegoat to have when you want to say something but you'd rather have it sound like fiction.
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Jamie Clapperton almost 3 years ago
Hopefully turned out ok for both of them then :o))
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Frenchie almost 3 years ago
Hi Jaimie, I am sure it did :-D My contribution to Pride Month...
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Frenchie almost 3 years ago
this was inspired by Neville's little rant about PC. I wanted to write something around these lines but I will have to rewrite it at some point because I did not convey the funny side I was seeing in my mind LOL
