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Smart pants on the Net #1


Sonia was in a bit of a predicament. The handsome guy she'd been sexting for months wanted to meet her. The problem, you see, her selfies weren't exactly, err, realistic. She had fun with all editing apps in existence. Smoothing her skin, enlarging her eyes, trimming her tum, adding pouting lips, she'd happily knocked 40 out of her 75 years. She looked hot!

Desperate situations call for desperate measures: Posing as a grieving friend, she sent her condolences to the online boyfriend.

Sonia's next predicament was tougher. Should she go red or brunette and ditch Sonia for Bambi, maybe Angel?

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    Christopher almost 3 years ago

    That's why I never trust any picture of a woman I see on the internet! Great drabble, Frenchie. Welcome back.

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    Love it, Frenchie! It would all be so easy if people didn't have to meet up. reality is, after all, so finite. Good for Sonia/Bambi/Angel. And welcome back, Frenchie, we've missed you!

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    ...just noticed...looking forward to the next ones in the series :-)

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    Drew Martyn almost 3 years ago

    Haha you've gotta love Sonia, still got it at her age! Welcome back Frenchie, I see you've lost none of your skills over the summer :)

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    Frenchie over 2 years ago

    Thank you. I am glad I made you smile.

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    Peter Henderson over 2 years ago

    Hahaha....why didn't you just get dressed in something as alluring as possible and go along to the meeting. Give the excuse the person he was sexting was an introvert and never ventured out and try your hardest.

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