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The Post Office. Pension day.
Pete and Ollie, our local harebrained petty thieves eyed the old lady hunched over her ancient Zimmer frame
She was a dream pick.
Pete walked over nonchalantly asking for directions. Ollie grabbed her handbag. The old lady hands flew rapidly away from her walker but it was too late.
Moments later, Ollie and Pete opened the handbag to find...nothing.
They looked at each other perplexed.
'My wallet!' In panic, Pete searched his pockets.
'Mine too!'
They ran back to the Post Office to find an abandoned walker, a note pinned to it:
'So long, Suckers!'

8 comments add one below

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    Neville Hunt over 2 years ago

    Biters bitten! I love it. I'm never going to look at frail old ladies the same!

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    Frenchie over 2 years ago

    Hahaha... thanks Neville...

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    Drew Martyn over 2 years ago

    Haha wonderful, I love it when the vulnerable (or not so vulnerable) win!

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    Jeff Taylor over 2 years ago

    Brill. Love it when that happens. :)

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Haha, karma strikes back! Great job, Frenchie

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    Jamie Clapperton over 2 years ago

    Ha!Good for her :-) Great one.

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    Frenchie over 2 years ago

    Thank you all :-) I appreciate the appreciation <3

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    George Stephens over 2 years ago

    I needed a chuckle! LOL

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