Kev was happy. Free wifi all the way to the gates of Hell. With internet, who cares where you end up, hey?
'Put your phone in the bin on your right, Mate'
'Regulations! no electronic toys in Hell. Put it NOW'
Kev looked beyond the gates. Dejected people, their pace in a trance, their thumbs typing on imaginary keyboards.
His heart sank. He should have known better. Hell was going to be Hell after all.
He looked at his beloved phone.
'What do you do with them?'
'We send to Paradise to be sold on P-Bay. Now, MOVE!'