Victim: Snow White
Witnesses:
A- Woodland lowlifes who aren't talking, even under extreme questioning
B- Seven dwarves who didn't report the death immediately, tampered with the crime scene erasing all DNA by placing the victim in a glass coffin then claiming they killed the murderer but the body was never recovered.
C- A necrophile who supposedly 'revived' the victim by kissing her.
No victim, no perpetrator. My most disturbing case to date!
It has haunted me since. I never found out if the glass coffin was in fact a limited edition of freezers from Ikea. I was transferred for inefficiency.
Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
Love it, Frenchie! A terrific return performance. Thanks :-)
Michael D. Brooks almost 8 years ago
Any chance the murder weapon is a Macintosh?
D.M. almost 8 years ago
You always delight! Applause.
Chris over 7 years ago
Full marks for originality