Procrastination

I am the queen of procrastination. I ignore deadlines then I work like a hare when I'm really a tortoise. One may ask, ''What are you doing here?'' I could tell you that I'm procrastinating, that's all.
But it's much deeper than this. I was a very overdue baby, overdue walker, overdue talker, even overdue at potty training. I live my life like I have all the time in the world.
Alas, the taxman didn't appreciate my overdue returns.
The bailiffs are at the door to repossess my home. I might just have time for one more coffee before answering.