My deep chest freezer

A deep chest freezer is very handy when you have a huge extended family. Being a domestic goddess, I keep mine in the cellar, under lock. When the demands of life get too much, I like to go down the cellar and have a look at the contents of my deep chest freezer. Far away from prying eyes, I rummage through frozen packs of Fries fries, peas an broccoli, taking out my real trophies. A few discarded human limbs, a severed head, an ear, perfectly preserved. Like a miser to his gold, I love hugging them and feel at peace.