Misfortune in the park...

I was reading in the park when I heard a bow twang. Cupid's arrow hit a guy nearby. He then shot a lovely girl, missed, hitting me instead. Swearing, Cupid aimed again, hitting me again!
'Sorry Lady, it's fate.'
'I'll show you fate,' I growled. I grabbed the nipper, smacked his little round butt hard.
'Should have gone to Specsavers,' I told him.
'But he's a nice guy,' he said.
'Not interested.'
'Hello'
'What?' I snapped
'Perhaps we can try,' said Cupid's other victim, reasonably.
I looked at him, sighed.
'No other choice anyway.'
Cupid's crystalline laugh echoed from above.