Snow White revisited - A modern tale

'My daughter, a runaway sleeping in seven men's bed at once?''. 'But Sire,' Snow White protested, 'their beds were tiny, it's not how it looks.'' 'Silence', boomed the King. 'Prince Charming has just withdrawn his offer of marriage.!'' Silently, Snow White thanked the Gods. P.C was the reason she ran away. She took the shiniest apple from her basket , presented it to the King. 'Please Sire, accept this token of my remorse'. The King, pleased, bit the apple and dropped dead. Snow White flipped her mobile phone and said 'Grumpy, stop moaning. Tell the others I am coming home',