Gandalf and his friends were running on the bridge of Khazad-dûm, the Balrog hot on their trail, excuse the pun.
''Wait'', the Balrog was panting hard,''Gandalf, wait''.
But Gandalf was having none of it. He turned around and boomed: '' You shall not pass.''
The Balrog said: '' Please, a truce! day after after day, people are watching this same scene. I need a breather. Care for a cuppa?''
And on this, the Balrog put a kettle on one of its fires, and took out the daintiest china cups out of nowhere, some Digestives and some delicious creme flambee.
Michael Cook over 10 years ago
Haha, fantastic!
Gabriela over 10 years ago
Brilliant.
Frenchie over 10 years ago
Thank you :-)
Pearl (Bea) over 10 years ago
Thanks...I needed a chuckle today! :-D