Playing out of the rough is tough

George came from a long line of golfers. In his family, being bad at golf was tantamount to black sheep status so George decided he really needed to get good at golf.

The trouble was when he wasn’t hooking he was slicing, and when he wasn’t in the bunkers, he was up to his knees in water searching for another lost ball.

Knowing his family standing was desperately on the line George did the only thing available to him. Instead of following the rather more orthodox route of taking lessons from professionals, he became prime minister and had golf banned.