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Two hunters are out in the woods when suddenly one of them collapses.

The other examines him but can’t find a pulse, nor detect breathing.

He panics, dials 999 on his mobile and gets a paramedic.

“Help,” he says, “my friend and I are out here in the woods hunting. He has collapsed. I can’t feel a pulse or detect breathing. I think he’s dead!”

“Calm down,” the paramedic says, “I need to do something to make sure that he has not fainted, that he is really dead.”

There is a pause and a gunshot.

“Now what?” The hunter asks.

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