Two hunters are out in the woods when suddenly one of them collapses.
The other examines him but can’t find a pulse, nor detect breathing.
He panics, dials 999 on his mobile and gets a paramedic.
“Help,” he says, “my friend and I are out here in the woods hunting. He has collapsed. I can’t feel a pulse or detect breathing. I think he’s dead!”
“Calm down,” the paramedic says, “I need to do something to make sure that he has not fainted, that he is really dead.”
There is a pause and a gunshot.
“Now what?” The hunter asks.