Zombies – a cautionary tale for the modern age.

They were everywhere. Brainless masses wandering the world with no real connection to their fellow man. The only thing that kept me from being one of them was the fact that they were too oblivious to notice me.

That’s not to say they weren't dangerous. They constantly walked into others and drove machines into everything.

I had one hope. My weapon was illegal here but I didn’t care.

Screams of pain and horror surrounded me as the zombies dropped.

“I’ll miss the next update!”

“NO SIGNAAALLLL!!!”

I went on happy that my cell blocker 9000 once again saved the day.