My baby is beautiful.
I love his little nose.
I love his big blue eyes.
I love his long lashes.
I love his tiny lips.
I love his fuzzy ears.
I love his chubby cheeks.
I love his bald head.
I love his little fingers.
I love his little toes.
I love the way he coos.
I love the way he cuddles.
I love his little smile.
I love his cute giggle.
I love it when he looks at me.
And I love the way he smells.
Wait, be right back, baby just shit all over me and the couch.
Rodindeadpan over 9 years ago
Ha, ha, ha. You forgot to put I love in front "baby just shit all over me". Good one. Rodindeadpan like.
Brandon Sutton over 9 years ago
The sudden change at the end was funny, and also clearly demonstrates your point about parenthood. Great job!
Horrorshow over 9 years ago
LOL! Parenthood rocks. :-D
Bryan Thomas over 9 years ago
Parenthood is messy!