9 months from now

“Omg honey you would not believe what happened on my way home today!”
“Tell me later, there’s something I need to tell you.”
Todd takes a few deep breaths before saying.
“What do you think about us having kids.”
“I would love to have kids with you baby!” She looks at Todd with excitement.
“9 months from now we will have a baby!” Todd says with relief.
She looks at him with a puzzled look.
“How are we having kids if I’m not pregnant?”
“Oh, I accidentally got Tina from work pregnant.”
“On my way home, I ran Tina over.”