The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, Grandma said.
It was the same wisdom she passed down to my mom and my sister before me, who both went on to find themselves the perfect men.
But I always knew Grandma was lying, no matter how much I loved the old twit.
There’s just no way I could’ve misunderstood what she said!
Going through the stomach to get a man’s heart is very tedious, and I never did like unnecessary challenges.
Because one bloody strike, right through the chest, and a man’s heart is all mine to take.