Revenge is a dish best served cold. How very apt, thought Imperial Ambassador Ennodius as he watched his diplomatic rival, Harrington, finish the gazpacho soup across the banquet table. Last year's humiliation would be repaid at last.
He had gauged the dose of the medical-grade laxative perfectly, mused Ennodius - for as Harrington stood to deliver his dinner speech, a look of consternation crossed the man's face. The results promised to be...explosive.
Ennodius regarded the brash sepia decor, and sat back with a beatific smile. The chamber's unofficial designation of 'the Brown Room' was about to go down in infamy.
Elizabeth O. Smith about 5 years ago
Oh man, I almost feel sorry for the guy xD!
Bryan Thomas about 5 years ago
K.Z. Morano about 5 years ago
explosive story haha eww. ;)
Helen Laycock about 5 years ago
Love the dry humour...
Geraldine Messin about 5 years ago
hehe, so funny!
Mildred Achoch almost 5 years ago
By the time i was reading the second paragraph i was already a fine mess of giggles. Great story! Thanks for the laughs :-)