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Director
We'll be ready as soon as we can, Jeremy. Thanks for bearing with.

Actor
No probs. As long as I'm not baring my bum.

The director's face became impossible to read.

Director
Can we have more of a spot?

Camera
(To Actor) Could you just shift a little to the left?

Actor
No more cuts to public services!

Camera
What?

Actor
Bit of political satire.

Pause.

Actor
I'm here all week. Probably.

The Actor shifted to the left, rueing the seeming lack of a sense of humour in a five mile radius.

Actor
(To himself, admonishingly) Just keep quiet.

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