So Paint Your Own Animals

Recently I Was waiting for my interview to become the closest I could to a Zoo Keeper. Nowhere to sit while waiting to be called, so tried to pretend the noticeboard was the National Gallery. There was a postcard of a painting on it which helped, as well as a slightly security guard suggestive black Beetle crossing the vertical baize lawn with an ironic keep off the grass expression in her black berry eyes which actually made me step back and bump into two people coming out of the interview room one of whom said' \Well you've blown it already'