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A Killer Whale, noticing Magpies in visually similar attire to his own, had no way of guessing any doomed plan of theirs to fly to London to steal the Crown Jewels from the Tower, making a watching security guard say 'I've seen this sort of thing before. They'll get lost looking for the jewels, then get fed up and end up settling for a night on the town.' Oh but The corvids are still on the coast, having concieved no crown Jewell collecting plan at all But if they had, the whale would not have Known this. That's the point.

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    Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago

    Them thar Killer Whales sure do share some colour coordination with them pesky magpies - too smart by half! Sounds like a rather humdrum, dull day lacking contrast for the security guard though.

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    Jamie Clapperton almost 2 years ago

    Probably was , for him unless the Whale got to the tower in disguise while I was focussing on the Magpies..

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    Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago

    Well... it’s not so tricky swimming up the Thames these days and arriving by water was always pretty classy. And I guess that in them thar days everything must have been in monochrome.

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