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Fattiehead, also known as Spunkie, decided to Rest and Be Thankful after a memorable journey that took him to Brawl, Giggleswick, Wetwang, Upton Snodsbury , Blubberhouses, Great Snoring, Droop, Catbrain and Marsh Gibbon.
The only Nasty incident occurred at Barton in the Beans where, after a pint of Beer called Nether Wallop and a dish known as Curry Mallet at the local Indian restaurant, he peed enough through his Brown Willy to Strangalwilly and then, in a bout of Brokenwind brought about by Loose Bottom, thought Pity Me before spotting a sign that led him up Horrid Hill to Crapstone.