ATTACK OF THE GIANT BABY

People running. Screaming when the giant fella crawled through town splintering houses beneath its feet. Trails of poop in its wake.
Sucking whiskey from its bottle.
Peeing on houses and cars.
Crushing sculls, splattering brains as it whacked people with its rattle.
Bones crushing.
Bodies popping like Star-Kist Fruit Gushers at the mercy of its two front teeth.
It played with Army choppers like they were nothing but Mattel toys.
Bullets bounced off its hide like it were a steel tank.
Then it faded quickly back into the clear blue sky. A cacophony of babies crying in the clouds.