COOLEST PARTY EVER

Johnny whacks the Pianata.
An eyeball pops out. His science teacher’s
Swiiiiiing!
An arm. The gym teacher, Mr. Howard.
Whaaaack!
Toes with pink polish belonged to the nurse.
They sang heads and shoulders knees and toes.
Thwaaaaack!
The vice principle’s head fell out.
Awesome.
Do it again.
My turn.
No my turn
Gimme dat bat, bastard.
I wanna
Screw you. Y’said my turn.
Mommy says. “Patience bitches. Y’all git your chance.”
Here comes the cake. Candles burning in daddy’s eyeballs.
Sliiiiiiirp.
Cruuuuuuunch
Yum
Want more.
Proud mommy takes pictures
“Quiet down children. The neighobrs are going to think we’re insane.”